Fruit Bowl

Mon, 9 Jun 2008 17:43:36 -0700

Featuring: Boy RD and ArtEchoke

Montezuma’s Revenge

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 18:22:14 -0700

Featuring: Boy RD, Pickled Beets and Half Inch Hardon

2084

Mon, 26 May 2008 11:04:38 -0700

Featuring: Clit or Miss and Boy RD

Banana Hammock

Mon, 19 May 2008 13:29:21 -0700

Featuring: Pickled Beets, Half Inch Hardon and Boy RD

Haute Cuisine

Mon, 12 May 2008 20:36:16 -0700

Featuring: MCsik, Boy RD, Pickled Beets, Half Inch Hardon, Shake n’ Bake and String Bean

Larry Your Bird

Mon, 5 May 2008 17:05:27 -0700

Featuring: BoyRD and Clit or Miss

Marshmallow Jelly

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:06:52 -0700

Featuring: Boy RD, MCsik and Half Inch Hardon

inyourendo is in the house
with a big fat tube steak for your mouth
cumming in your kitchen now let me begin,
the name is RD, girl, i'll be your boyfriend
i fuck so creative i can turn an ear of corn into a year of porn
leaving kernels internal your mother mertle calls me the colonel
she's choking on my cob with her ass in a unrinal
clit or miss will paint a picture of us fucking and we'll call it a mural
im your local neighborhood hero like emril lagasse
bam im gonna kick it up a notch in your crotch
while you watch me make love to the dirty colostomy bag
of your grandmother its one back ally skank or another,
the name is chef boy rd bitch, im your lover
with the gastro erotica crew it's a must, inyourendo we bust!

i like tri-tips and tri-tits like that total recall bar bitch
vacationing on mars so that i might spy your starfish
at a party with boy RD who's dick looks like a roll of smarties
get retarded, i just sharted, some shit slipped out while i farted
crap service, i deserve this, i want doughnuts with my ranch dip
if this was my house ranch would go out the spout
turned on the shower sausage gravy came out
im the king of fried things, i can still eat while i sing
im like krab with k, not for real tastes the same
garbaged smashed into shapes to something looks like you ate

making and baking batches for the bitches of the world
our marshmallow jelly's in your belly of your girl

stuck on sticky sheet that i had breakfast on last week
you know it doesn't matter much that you remained nine-tenths asleep
because heavy cream and bastards, illegitimate disasters
only got one mouth to feed and i gotta get it filled up faster
my cock's stinking like house keeping, keeps the foreign pussy dripping
you know we keep it finger licking, every body tastes like chicken
bad clams made me switch to canned ham
sliced pie and apple, brain juicy and dripping in my hand

here come the food rapz
we a bunch of rappers with no gats
we're the aristocrats
with the baseball bats
not to advocate violence
we just want to silence
the loud mouth bitches that need salami
and a load of marshmallow in their belly
so open up that clam hole wide
im going to for a deep sea dive (bloop)
hope i don't come out with crabs
man, i already got some itchy scrabs
all over my junk
thank got it's only half inches hung
that way you can't see 'em
i keep spreading diseases everywhere
like noseeums

Pie Hole

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:17:53 -0700

Featuring: Boy RD, MCsik, Shake N’ Bake, Half Inch Hardon and Rye Bread

my rhymes are delicious
but you know im fucking vicious
kicking bitches out the kitchen
if they don't do fucking dishes
grant your grandma's wishes
feed my hot dog to the fishes
girl, dont be so suspicious
our food wraps are so nutritious
you'll gain ten pounds after this dick dinner
i may be a food wrapper but i aint be no beginner
you can jack my flap and i'll cake your pan
melting in your mouth cause im the ice cream man
im like tucan sam, coming in two cans
with my left hand and a jar of peter pan
peanut butter make you shutter like a chicken shack
when col. sanders attacks ronald's sticky big mac
oh you didnt know this shit is for sho
its inyournendo so open up your pie hole

open up your pie hole while your headed soutth
lick the sticky pie crust from the corners of your mouth

be they pies, cakes, or snakes your mouth could swallow up space
cause my balls be shaped liked planets except with much better taste
i've erased all your memories of second desserts
spilling wine on both your blouses so we're switching our shirts
yeah, i'm flirt and those melons sure would clense this soft pallet
don't you know i got my melon baller taped to a mallet
so i can tenderize meats while i roll up fruity treats
so the cool whip got hot when it got slopped on your seat
i retreat to my shell, i'm in escarot hell
and while i know you brought pie i'm not feeling so well
and i'm scared if i eat that my vomit might leak
and end up like the pie eating scene in 'stand by me'

open up your pie hole while your headed soutth
lick the sticky pie crust from the corners of your mouth

here we go again it's that time of the week
it's half inch hardon with a brand new beat
another addition to the phatty food game
like the time i jizzed on your momma's main brain
don't get this confused with that pop rap shit
cause you know i'm reading this from the ingredient list
on the back of the box of my favorite new snack
it's called i fucked your bitch between her rack
her necklace was gleamin' made of my pearls
she loved it so much she cried "it's out of this world!"

bake me a cake, make me a pie, bitch
suck my dick and i'll frost your eye
drink my cocktail, make me smile
inhale, exhale, make it worth while
cause i'm not scared of your muff monster
time to slurp your smelly oyster
now go ahead and lick your breast
keep it up and win a pie eating contest

Earl Grey

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:43:58 -0700

Featuring: Boy RD, MCsik, Ham Bone and Doctor Stroganoff

i promise it won't hurt when i squirt
my warm yogurt dessert
all over your grandpas button up shirt
have you heard im a fish shepherd
followed by a vag herd
these words are absurd and obscene
i'm a nude food wrapper on the culinary scene
now open your pie hole and suck on my meat pop
and don't stop til i cream on your crop
this big floppy sausage ain't no prop
i'm gonna put it to use, sick sloppy abuse

here come the sex toy i'm the real mccoy
fucking rich bitches like a latin pool boy
fruit salad love ballad you got natural talent
i'll be tossing grapes and grapefruit with my tongue in good balance
i'll be circ des ola 'ed like a pretzel round my wiener
when those acrobats bounced i had to fuck the trampoliner
now it's time to get stuck a strip of bacon in between her
that i had to fry up to get some greasy bacon fingers
that's right, big bite, time to eat ya all right
the shake and bake tonight helped to make your pork chop taste nice
it's dessert before supper can i sleep and then fuck her
it's time to pass off a rap cause i got horny from hunger

you know im not braggin' but they call me tea baggin's
and my nut sack is draggin' when your gramps and i are shaggin'

my name is earl grey
staining your grandpa's dentures
with my hairy tea bags
plop, add some sugar

hey young lady, you want a ride home?
just your friendly neighborhood perv ham bone
you wanna say yes, i see it in your eye
free candy in my astro it ain't no lie
get inside girl, we're going on a date
straight to sherry's for a country fried tube steak
don't tell your mommy where you been all day
or else you're gonna be eating her vagina filet
with a little bit gravy it's so delicious
cream of my chicken, unzip it, dick-squisite
time for seconds so take of your fleece
i'm about to release one pint of dick grease
followed by a log of fresh baked stools
control yourself girls, i know it's easy to drool
if you don't take care no room for dessert
dirty cherry glaze from under your skirt
on top of a bed of corn shit hash
splat the diarrhea from my ass
eat it one time cause there's no room to pass
squirtin' in your grandpa's denture glass

my name is earl grey
staining your grandpa's dentures
with my hairy tea bags
plop, add some sugar

it's time for tea and i'm making crumpets
and i love grape preserves on my fucking flesh trumpet
one, two, three, press those keys
like louie armstrong and a bottle of these nuts, salted and roasted
spreading nutella on your fucking toasted
brown bread with hole in the center
fuck the egg i'm gonna put my member
you nibble on my crust while you get to the core
ah, shit, there's abrasions on your knee
you gotta dig a little deeper for some man-chutney (delicious!)
the same consistency as mint jelly
served up with your rack of lamb
i couldn't make this shit up if it weren't for the hamm's
sky blue waters and my kayak is stiff
but it ain't got shit in my thirteen foot skiff
and i'm hunting cod in your english channel
and i'll show you how my hips have more humps than a camel
now i'll drive my beetle down your abby dirt road
its full of mud, fried frog legs on my warty toad chode
clock strikes 12 on my fuckin big ben
& my rooster crows when it spies your hen
it's speckled of course cause you didn't wipe yo ass
but i'm a dirty ass swine i dont think i'll pass
if your prim and proper you might say no way
but i teabag so much bitches call me Earl Grey

Half and Half

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 18:23:06 -0700

Featuring: Boy Rd, MCsik, Pickled Beets and Sting Bean

im dirty brown aromatic and hot
im coming in your paper cup and squirting in your pot
wake up in the morning grab your filter and i fill it up
slide my spickett in and im dripping dripping in your cup
its not kona its my french roasted dingle berries
in the hole of your coffee cake my maraschino cherries
flick your pea berry until i hear you bark
starbucking your ass with a shot in the dark
cause im the muthafuckin bean aficionado
squirt my gooey carmel into your macchiato
only takes five minutes 'til it comes to pass
shitting so sweet cause i got the half and half

gonna get some half and half
gonna give my ass a blast
gonna get some half and half
finger your fritter and i'll make it last

i can no longer keep track of how many
cups of joe can be found in my belly
it's this caffeine dream that im livin'
sniff the freeze dried crystals im given
styrofoam cups suck this fat dizzle
spent two hours on the pot and sprayed shizzle
then i jerked off in the pot cause i'm a wanker
heat it at the toilet to make my own sanka
yuban man, i lick your coffee can
leaves a rusty brown ring where you choose to stand
you're on all fours im doing nine inch pours
and i splatter hot coffee on your genital warts
need some cream i got some half and half
half goes in your nostril half goes in your ass
time for me to take my coffee break
so it'll be five minutes before i paint your face

my morning mistress the only way to start
noon time piss then comes the first fart
i need a cup a joe to go, ho
i gotta blow my dinner out my asshole
i got grounds for a dismissal in my feces
your bathroom door doesn't lock
and this does not please me
i fucked juan veldez's ass
and i don't mean his anus
i mean his trusty mule,
and i came instantaneous
columbian coffee is the shit
i drink up every little bit
empty cups into my mouth
clean my colon out
shitting corns dogs from middle school
six cups of sludge now my butt hole drools
now my brown clown is singing your praises
i hope jeff give you bitches some raises

gonna get some half and half
gonna give my ass a blast
gonna get some half and half
finger your fritter and i'll make it last